Girl: I hate that Minnesotans don’t dance. This is dance music.
Friend: I don’t think it’s because they’re Minnesotans, it’s because they’re hipsters and hipsters are too cool to dance. They might split their tiny, tiny, pants.
Voxtrot concert at the Triple Rock
Overheard by trying not to laugh.
Last Time He Answers An Ad For Test Subjects.
Guy cuddling his girlfriend: I’m lactating, lactating, LACTATING!
Voxtrot concert at the Triple Rock
Overheard by Quoi?
Eager boy to aloof girl: Yeah, so I’m an introvert AND an extrovert!
Triple Rock
You May Have Better Luck In Congress.
Hipster #1: Where is it you teach at again?
Hipster #2: (unintelligible)
Hipster #1: So thats not, like, a state licensed school, right.
Hipster #2: (unintelligible)…basically, yeah.
Hipster #1: Yeah, cool. I need to reach out to them. I want to teach, but I’ve got some felony’s and shit.
Hipster #2: Like, what?
Hipster #1: Oh you know, some bullshit. Kidnapping and shit.
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Overheard by If I have kids, they wont be going to school in America.
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