Posts Tagged ‘u of mn’
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Then This Probably Sucks
College girl to friend: I just, like, don’t like being judged for what I say!
Minneapolis, U of M
Overheard by because conversation is too suprficial. -
You Can’t Save Everyone
Professor/mom, about her young son: Kids rebel, you know. I’m afraid he’s going to be a Republican when he’s a teenager.
Minneapolis, U of M
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Maybe Next Time We’ll Bring Our Dates
Metro frat boy as him and three others were leaving: We’re getting really good at sexy time!
Minneapolis, U of M Tea Garden
Overheard by a guy with a hat. -
No, But I Have 90 Peculiar Ones
Gay activist, trying to talk to people passing by: Excuse me, do you have 60 queer seconds for gay rights?
U of MN Campus
Overheard by no, i just have 30. -
The Prevention Thing Is Fuzzy, Too
Freshman girl: I don’t know much about STD’s. All I know is that I DON’T want one.
Minneapolis, Dining Hall at U of M
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Cement?
Gangsta #1, talking about kids in FFA jackets: Sheet. Look at them in the blue jackets. That crew be rolling deep.
Gangsta #2: Naw, I think they’re just some agriculture.
Gangsta #1, to the kids in FFA jackets: Hey 4H! You be steppin on the wrong turf!Minneapolis, U of M
Overheard by Best Be Careful, FFA Be Organized. -
Take What You Want
Man to other male: Is this “free stuff” day or is it just “free lunch” day?
Minneapolis, outside of Coffman Union – U of M on Earth Day
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As Long As It’s Not Animal Print…
U of M employee during white elephant gift exchange: OH MY GOD! Peggy* got a Snuggie!!
St. Paul, U of M administrative holiday party
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This Comes Totally Without Warning!
Loud annoying 20-something girl: EVERYTHING FROM MY CHILDHOOD IS DYING!
U of M, Comstock Diner
Overheard by For God’s sake- shut the hell up. -
How Will She Pay For Her Books?
College girl on phone: Well, did you make him pay you? (pause) Then you’re not a hooker, you’re just a slut.
St. Paul, University of Minnesota Campus
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You Can Say That After You Take It
Nerdy guy offering advice to a girl: I’m sure the citizenship test isn’t that hard.
U of M Blegen Hall tunnel by the coffee shop
Overheard by Had to memorize all 43 Presidents names and the Declaration of Independence. -
Modern Love
College Student #1: They were totally making out all last night on my couch.
College Student #2: Well, they’re not Facebook offical.Minneapolis, Pioneer Hall
Overheard by so your argument is void. -
She Wasn’t Keeping Busy Anyway
A well appointed young undergrad, to her friend: I had my maid do my Chinese homework.
Minneapolis, Willey Hall
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What Are These Seat-Shaped Bowls For Again?
Guy #1: Hey man, I’m going to stop at the bathroom quick.
Guy #2: Alright I’ll come with you, I can check how badly my underwear is soiled.U of M West Bank
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Nobody Thinks It’s Cute When I Do That
Girl: I just LOVE the squirrels in this city! They always run off with slices of pizza and 3 Musketeers bars.
Friend: I know! They’re just so cute!U of MN, East Bank
Overheard by why haven’t i seen any of those super squirrels? -
I Wonder Why That Is…
Freshman girl on phone: So, she was telling me that she is only into insane guys. Like, the example she used was Batman, you know, from that movie?
Minneapolis, Frontier Hall
Overheard by people need someone to be insane. -
I Just Bought Two
College girl, to friend: I used to think that, you know, a little bit of volume in your hair was good. But now it just looks like you’re wearing a BumpIt, and that’s just embarrassing.
Minneapolis, U of M sidewalk
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Now The Teasing Can Finally Stop
College Boy: And with my own clone! Now neither one of us is a virgin!
U of M, dining hall
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Tough Choices In These Hard Times
Guy #1: So, how was the food?
Guy #2: I don’t know. I mean, it could have been a prostitute.Chemistry Building, U of M
Overheard by I really hope that I missed a connecting sentence. -
Someday She’ll Take It Out Of The Box
Slightly overweight female office worker #1: You feel like being productive tonight? Hey! We could play Wii Fit. I have Wii Fit.
Slightly overweight female office worker #2, begrudgingly: Yeah, okay, sure.
Slightly overweight female office worker #1: Or, we could go to Chili’s.
Slightly overweight female office worker #2, emphatically: YES.U of M Gopher Way
Overheard by I hope these two don’t run a Motivation Club.
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