Posts Tagged ‘u of mn’

  • Love, Peace And Blah, Blah, Blahmony

    Date: 2009.04.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Heavily tattooed girl: I understand the concept that people are persons and blah, blah, blah, but you’re missing the bigger picture here.

    U of M
    Overheard by I’m missing it too.

  • If You Think You’re Having A Bad Day, Remember This Guy

    Date: 2009.04.20 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Mid 20′s man talking on his cell phone: Those suppositories are too big for me.

    Minneapolis, Outside of Wilson Library
    Overheard by didn’t need to hear that.

  • Triple Threat

    Date: 2009.04.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College Guy: She’s smart, pretty, AND she’s a dirty dancer?  Damn!

    Minneapolis, Northrop Auditorium

  • Someone Has To Stop Those Crazy Penguins

    Date: 2009.04.16 | Category: all | Response: 6

    Engineer fixing something in the ceiling to fellow engineer: I woulda been left-handed if it wasn’t for the penguins.

    U of M, 3rd floor of Folwell
    Overheard by ak.

  • In Lieu Of A Great Personality

    Date: 2009.04.14 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Hipster-in-denial girl wearing white Wayfarers: I am CURSED with great hair.

    U of M, Church Street

  • Right Next To The Cabbage Patch Kids

    Date: 2009.04.12 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Customer service employee: People were like, “These are going to fund my kids’ college tuition,” and then the year later they were worth nothing. That’s the real reason why the country is bankrupt. Open up the Treasury and it’s all Beanie Babies. The Beanie Baby standard.

    U of MN Bookstore
    Overheard by Erin.

  • No, You Weren’t

    Date: 2009.04.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl #1 in elevator to her friend: Do you even know what Easter is about?
    Girl #2 in elevator: No. You know, I should. I was raised Catholic. I think.

    U of M
    Overheard by Way to go priests.

  • Or Maybe It’s You

    Date: 2009.04.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College Guy #1: What’s that sour smell?
    College Guy #2: Minnesota.

    U of M West Bank

  • That Could Be Arizona

    Date: 2009.03.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Young college male to friend:  I never realised that I grew up in a tropical paradise… until I moved to Minnesota.

    U of MN dorm

  • And Who Can Fault Her?

    Date: 2009.03.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Annoying chick: When she unfriended me on Facebook, that meant war. So, we ALL have to unfriend her on Facebook, right guys?
    Small girl on Macbook (checking her Facebook): I’m not friends with her on Facebook anymore, I guess. But you did call her a “sinning slut” when she was smoking weed.
    Annoying chick: She must have unfriended you, too! What a bitch!!
    Tall guy: Hey you guys, she can hear us, she’s right over there.

    Minneapolis, Walter Library
    Overheard by sucks for you.

  • Show And Tell Day Is My Favorite, Too

    Date: 2009.03.14 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Bouncy Blond Girl: So, then I was all, like, “I’m an Aztec warriooooor!”

    U of M
    Overheard by JFish.

  • It’s All Just Too Depressing

    Date: 2009.03.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl #1: So, today in class they had us write how many Simpson characters we could, and then write down how many supreme court justices we could. I didn’t get any!
    Girl #2: I could probably name a few; Alito, Scalia, Stevens, Ginsberg, Roberts…
    Girl #1: You need to watch more Simpsons.

    U of M Campus Connector
    Overheard by *Sigh…*

  • I’d Prefer To Be Really Unclear About Things

    Date: 2009.03.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    High Girl: You’re really into making goofy sound effects right now, huh?
    High Boy: Sometimes I just need to express myself with noise.
    High Girl: Like, by talking?

    U of M
    Overheard by duh.

  • Thus Defeating The Purpose

    Date: 2009.03.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Young gay man: Porn in HD is so amazing! You can actually see the zits on their asses!

    U of M
    Overheard by Catch 22.

  • How Many Did She Do?

    Date: 2009.03.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl: You know, crosswords are supposed to help stave off Alzheimer’s.
    Guy: Didn’t work for my grandma.
    Girl: Oh, my God. Sad!
    Guy: Just sayin’.

    U of M, Ford Hall
    Overheard by Bobby Bummer.

  • In The Best Way Possible

    Date: 2009.03.02 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Depressed office lady: Chocolate always loves you back.

    Minneapolis, Moos Tower
    Overheard by Max.

  • They’re The WORST

    Date: 2009.03.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Student on the phone: There are no children; especially British children!

    U of M, Outside of Coffman
    Overheard by ak.

  • I’m Moving In

    Date: 2009.03.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl on phone: Yeah, my house looks like it’s owned by a mad scientist.

    U of M Rec locker room
    Overheard by cf.

  • Not To Be Obvious, But You’re Actually Just Kind Of A Bitch

    Date: 2009.02.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl #1: Ugh, I hate how big my stomach gets after I eat; it’s just such a big food belly!
    Girl #2: Not to be a bitch, but you’re actually just kinda fat.

    U of M -Coffman Union
    Overheard by well at least she clarified she wasn’t being a bitch…

  • He’ll Need A Unique Trophy Case

    Date: 2009.02.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College bro on phone: Dude, call me later. I have to go kick my cousin’s ass at math. Yeah, I’m going to own his nuts.

    U of M Rec center
    Overheard by someone should warn him…

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