Posts Tagged ‘uptown’

  • Blow Back

    Date: 2010.05.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Frustrated young woman on cell phone: Okay, well what would YOU have done if a sloppy drunk drag queen blew in your ear with hot vodka breath and you were trapped on the bus?

    Uptown Minneapolis, Bus Stop

  • Before Or After You Get Me A Pound Of Gouda?

    Date: 2009.11.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Cheese Clerk: Okay, worst-case scenario: I have to get a hysterectomy.

    Uptown Lund’s deli counter
    Overheard by sxoidmal.

  • H1N1 Is Still Worse Than Crazy

    Date: 2009.10.29 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Mom: Rub that [hand sanitizer] on your hands! Gimme some of that! Don’t touch the window! Don’t touch anything! Keep your hands together on your lap or else you’ll get the flu! Why you talkin’ to her? Do you know her? Why you talkin’ to a stranger? Don’t worry ’bout what your sister doin’, worry ’bout what you doin’!
    Little Boy: You cwazy. You a good mom, but you cwazy.

    4 bus, Uptown
    Overheard by sxoidmal.

  • He Had To Explain It Somehow

    Date: 2009.08.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Buddy #1: Is it strange that every time I walk past a Victoria’s Secret I get a boner?
    Buddy #2: I am quitting this friendship.

    Minneapolis, Figlio’s – Uptown
    Overheard by Bartender wearing Body By Victoria.

  • That Should Make All The Parents Feel Good

    Date: 2009.08.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Freshman girl inspecting dresses, to friend: Are you kidding? I can’t wear this to homecoming! No one would grind with me!!

    Minneapolis, uptown Urban outfitters
    Overheard by Because after all, that’s what it’s all about.

  • It’s More Like PBS

    Date: 2009.08.07 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Young Girl #1: South Minneapolis is pretty much just aging, geriatric hipsters these days.
    Young Girl #2: I KNOW! It’s like one big History Channel special!

    Minneapolis, Uptown
    Overheard by Outoftowner.

  • It’s Too Late For Her Now

    Date: 2009.07.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Groom in tux, grabbing blue Tampax box and throwing it in the air, to bride: Show it off, baby. Woo!

    Minneapolis, Walgreens on Hennepin, Uptown

  • He Forgot His Permit

    Date: 2009.06.11 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Homeless hipster hippy teen: Dude, they took away my tomahawk!
    Older homeless hipster: Since when have tomahawks been illegal in Minneapolis?

    Uptown, Outside of Victoria’s Secret
    Overheard by we came for the panties, stayed for the conversation.

  • Circle Of Life

    Date: 2009.06.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl to friend: So, this guy had a bunch of dead people cut up in his basement and was eating them.  She was kissing him.  She was kissing the guy who was eating dead people.

    Minneapolis, Uptown
    Overheard by the dead.

  • WERE YOU SCARED OF BLACK PEOPLE?

    Date: 2009.05.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teen Girl: So, you went to see an African American cultural play this weekend. (pause) Were you nervous?

    Minneapolis, Uptown

  • And Snoopy Flies A World War I Plane

    Date: 2009.05.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy #1: Dude, cats are smarter than dogs, just face the facts.
    Guy #2: No way, man.
    Guy #1: Oh yeah?!? Look at Garfield. He talks and eats lasagna.

    Minneapolis, Uptown Bar
    Overheard by he does make a good point.

  • He Hates Chocolate

    Date: 2009.05.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Hipster girl: My boyfriend says my butt smells like chocolate.

    Minneapolis, Uptown
    Overheard by I wish I wasn’t eating chocolate ice cream.

  • Nobody Understands!

    Date: 2009.03.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Twenty-something white boy: You have such white people problems.  My problems are, like, black people problems.  Gay problems!

    Minneapolis, Uptown
    Overheard by white girl.

  • It’ll Probably Be Both

    Date: 2009.02.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Hispter Girl #1: Diet Coke tastes soooo much better than regular Coke.
    Hipster Girl #2: Oh my god I KNOW, I’d totally rather get cancer than be fat.

    Minneapolis, Uptown
    Overheard by I hate my generation.

  • It’s Great When Your Parents Pay For Everything

    Date: 2009.02.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Blond girl in fur: I LOVE THE RECESSION! Mary-Kate Olsen and me are the only people unaffected by the recession!

    Minneapolis, Uptown
    Overheard by -Get a F**CKING job.

  • The Spiciest Of All Sweats

    Date: 2009.02.06 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Woman #1: I thought the tacos were good. Ground turkey is healthier than beef.
    Woman #2: Ahh, I know, but I still ate too many and now I have the MEAT SWEATS.

    Minneapolis, Uptown
    Overheard by Master Splinter.

  • Did I Mention I Have Condoms?

    Date: 2009.02.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage girl buying size 0 jeans: Ummm, Jane*? I only have, like, $10 and a bunch of condoms in my purse. But I have, like, $50 dollars in babysitting money at home. Can you buy these for me and I’ll pay you back when I get home?

    Minneapolis, Heartbreaker in Uptown
    Overheard by This Is the Future of America, People.

  • The Treasure Map Says Four Paces!

    Date: 2009.01.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Old lady: FOUR!  FOUR!  THIS IS IT!  FOUR!
    Old man: No dear, we need to keep walking.
    Old lady: SEVEN!

    Minneapolis, Uptown
    Overheard by TWELVE.

  • Everyone Would Be Safer If She Walked A Little More

    Date: 2009.01.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Ditzy Blonde: The best part about Uptown is that we have to drive here. I hate going out in Dinkytown. You have to walk places. Who walks anymore?

    Minneapolis, Outside of Williams Pub
    Overheard by a walker.

  • A Family Comedy

    Date: 2009.01.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy wearing aviators and dirty PBR hat: What’s that movie where Jody Foster gets raped on a pinball machine? It’s a comedy.

    Uptown, CC Club

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