Posts Tagged ‘uptown theater’
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I Hope It Was “There Will Be Blood”
Guy (to guy #2): You’re going to love this movie, man.
Ditz: Will I love it?
Guy: Uh… I don’t know. I hope so.
Ditz: Is it a romantic comedy? I like romantic comedies.
Guy: No. It’s not a romantic comedy.
Ditz: Is it like ‘Must Love Dogs’? I like ‘Must Love Dogs.’

Uptown Theater
Overheard by Friends don’t let friends bring their girlfriends. -
Is Dan The New Chuck?
Hipster Guy #1: Dan Rather kicks ass.
Hipster Guy #2: I kicked Dan Rather’s ass.
Hipster Guy #1: I want Dan Rather to kick my ass.

People sitting behind us at the Uptown Theater
Overheard by I want to be their friend.




