Posts Tagged ‘uptown’
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That Is A Valid Question
Woman eating: Oh, this is so spicy!
Friend: Is it regular hot or Norwegian hot?Minneapolis, Roat Osha in Uptown
Overheard by it’s not that spicy. -
They’ll Make The Transition Soon Enough
Retail guy: You kids and your ‘soft drugs.’
Uptown, clothing store
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That’s Good Advice No Matter Who It Is
Group outside the diner talking: When she poops you just need to get out of the way.
Minneapolis, Uptown Diner
Overheard by Myron. -
By February Your Hands Will Have Fallen Off
Transplant, to new arrival on the oncoming winter: Yeah in mid-January your nose hairs are going to freeze.
Minneapolis, Uptown Station
Overheard by a native. -
Can’t Compete
A high school girl after a screening of “Let the Right One In”: Well, it’s no Twilight.
Minneapolis, Lagoon Theater
Overheard by it’s no Twilight, because it’s good. -
I Couldn’t Even Scale A Building
Suddenly serious 12 year old boy: That Batman Lego set was SUCH a disappointment.
Uptown, GameStop
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Not The Bathroom
Boyfriend: My drunk girlfriend seems to like it.
Drunk girlfriend stumbles back into the bar after being led out of the kitchen: Whaaa? What the fuck?!
Boyfriend: Let’s go towards the exit.Uptown, Green Mill
Overheard by witnessed their domestic in the parking lot. True love. -
I Was So Embarrassed When We Wore The Same Thing On Election Day
Husband to his wife at the next table: Did you know that Sarah Palin was wearing three hundred thousand dollars worth of clothes on her. At ONE time?! Three hundred thousand dollars.
Minneapolis, Uptown restaurant
Overheard by and you think she’s the idiot… -
But I Love Her Anyway
Woman in bathroom stall: I’ll tell you why… that’s because she’s a cold hearted, backstabbing WHORE!
Minneapolis, Uptown, Figlio’s bathroom
Overheard by is there any other kind? -
That Must Look Odd
Mom to her teenage daughter: You should really try on this sweater. It looks so warm.
Teenage daughter: Mom, it’s way too small. One of my nipples wouldn’t even fit in there!Urban Outfitters in Uptown
Overheard by Pretending I didn’t hear that. -
The Chihuahua Isn’t Cutting It Anymore
Overweight woman in wheelchair, holding a chihuahua and a bottle of cheap whiskey, yelling at her disgruntled husband: Hey, go get me some diet coke, I need a mixer.
Uptown McDonalds
Overheard by don’t we all. -
The Single Memory
Old high school friend: What’s your senior memory?
Barista: Senior memories? My senior memory was smoking crack.Minneapolis, An anonymous Uptown cafe
Overheard by ORLY. -
And I Don’t Care If He Doesn’t Have ANY Fun!
Woman, talking to a friend about what music will be played at her wedding dance: There will be no country played at my wedding. It’s all my fiance and his family listen to, and I’m not going to have Toby Keith and some… Conway Twitty cowboy dipshit ruining my wedding.
Minneapolis, 26th & Blaisdell
Overheard by conway twitty. -
But You Do It So Well
Emo punk #1: Man, people don’t know. Beggin’ is, like, way harder than working, right? It’s not easy sitting out here begging and looking retarded and sh&t!
Emo punk #2: (nodding in agreement)Uptown, in front of McDonalds
Overheard by Are you serious?? -
It Might Be The “Broke” Part
Twenty-something guy: I’m fat, and I’m broke, and the world is ending. Why can’t I just have a goddamn cheeseburger???
Minneapolis, Uptown
Overheard by me too. -
It Doesn’t Have To Look Obvious If It Smells Obvious
Girl with touseled hair: I showed up to work this morning in heels, leggings, a t-shirt that belongs to the boy I slept with last night, and the sweater I wore to the bars. I don’t think my boss was too happy with me but I didn’t think it looked that obvious.
Urban Outfitters in Uptown
Overheard by actually, it looks blatantly obvious. -
Just Like That
Middle-aged woman yelling on phone: So, he trusts in God, and God trusts in him, and then he’s able to save his marriage!
Plan B, Uptown
Overheard by a.lil. -
We’re Coming Over
Hip 20-something to friend: …the girl behind me doesn’t draw the shades, and it’s quite the show.
Minneapolis, Lagoon Theatre
Overheard by aeh. -
It’s Called Fiber
Loud guy: If you don’t have enough oil in your diet, you can’t poop. Something has to grease the skids.
Minneapolis, Tryg’s
Overheard by Is this true? -
Whew, That’s A Relief
Male friend to female friend: See, I told you it wasn’t a pigeon!
Minneapolis, Uptown
Overheard by Thanks for finding my African Grey Parrot!
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