20 something guy #1: Dude. Everyone can see that.
20 something guy #2: DAMMIT! How do you hide a boner in swim trunks?

Shakopee, Water Park at Valley Fair
Overheard by Good Question?

Little girl waiting in line at the Hurricane Falls: Aww, bees ALWAYS come out when I wear this swimsuit!

Shakopee, Valleyfair
Overheard by maybe you should wear a different one, then?

Prissy Girl walking through maze “Chateau du Damn”, sarcastically to her boyfriend: I bet all these girls working here love their jobs because they get paid to look like sluts.

ValleyScare
Overheard by Running away screaming! From the sluts?

Hickman talking to his girlfriend at the ValleyFair entrance: I should have kept my 9 mil in the car.

ValleyFair entrance
Overheard by ya think creeper?

Guy #1: You gotta go NUCULAR on them!
Guy #2: It’s nuclear, not nucular.
Guy #1: No, you can say either. It’s like the difference between saying pancakes and flapjacks. It means the same thing.
Guy #2: Umm… no.

valleyfair
Overheard by i say nuclear.