Posts Tagged ‘vfw’

  • Three?

    Date: 2009.05.07 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Man crouched over at bar at 5PM watching Kentucky Derby: How the hell do they come up with f*n names like ‘Mine That Bird’? I mean, what the hell does that mean? What do they do, wake up in the morning and say ‘I’m gonna name my horse “Mine That Bird”‘? It’s kinda like the Indians, they’d have a kid and then name it from the next thing they see. They walk out of the teepee and see three dogs f*king and say ‘Hey, I’ll name him ‘Three Dogs F*cking’. Know what I’m sayin?

    Willmar, VFW
    Overheard by threedogs.

  • Why Do They Get Upset When I Try To Climb Them?

    Date: 2009.03.29 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Woman: The bar is my playground and weird people are my jungle gym.

    Minneapolis, VFW
    Overheard by My BlackBerry wishes Jane a Happy Birthday.

  • That Was Useful

    Date: 2008.11.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Idiot Fratboy: Screw the two party system, man. I’m voting for Bill fucking Nader!

    Minneapolis, VFW on Lyndale Ave
    Overheard by Cory.

  • Next Year, Grandma… Next Year

    Date: 2008.03.31 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Grandma to 2 year old: Grandma just had a full-flavored cigarette, very full-flavored. Too bad you couldn’t come with me.

    Uptown VFW