6th August 2008

Fate Brought Them Together

Big cashier: You know, you look like Mister Clean’s little son.
Bald guy: Well, you look like a double wide trailer.
Big cashier: That’s funny, cause that’s the first place I made love to your mom.
Bald guy: Sometimes when people talk I can’t hear them.

Walgreen’s in Uptown
Overheard by ooh burn.

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29th April 2008

It Was An “Accident”

Middle aged woman on cell phone:  Yeah, he screwed up his neck, so they gave him some Percocet.  He looooves that stuff. He LOOOOOVES that stuff!

Cottage Grove Walgreens
Overheard by Not so sure about filling this guy’s prescription now…

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18th March 2008

That’s The Best Description Ever

Guy to girl describing the female condom: You ever use one of those? It sounds like a raccoon trying to get out of a plastic bag.

46th and Hiawatha Walgreens
Overheard by How do you know what that sounds like?

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