Posts Tagged ‘walgreens’
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She Only Wears Them After Showering
Girl in line: My rainboots cost, like, 200 effing dollars. I’m NOT getting them wet!
Minneapolis, Walgreens on Lyndale
Overheard by I’m gonna push you in a lake. -
It’s Too Late For Her Now
Groom in tux, grabbing blue Tampax box and throwing it in the air, to bride: Show it off, baby. Woo!
Minneapolis, Walgreens on Hennepin, Uptown
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Fate Brought Them Together
Big cashier: You know, you look like Mister Clean’s little son.
Bald guy: Well, you look like a double wide trailer.
Big cashier: That’s funny, cause that’s the first place I made love to your mom.
Bald guy: Sometimes when people talk I can’t hear them.Walgreen’s in Uptown
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It Was An “Accident”
Middle aged woman on cell phone: Yeah, he screwed up his neck, so they gave him some Percocet. He looooves that stuff. He LOOOOOVES that stuff!
Cottage Grove Walgreens
Overheard by Not so sure about filling this guy’s prescription now… -
That’s The Best Description Ever
Guy to girl describing the female condom: You ever use one of those? It sounds like a raccoon trying to get out of a plastic bag.
46th and Hiawatha Walgreens
Overheard by How do you know what that sounds like?
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