Man taking picture in front of a Paul Bunyan with his face in his crotch: Hey, take it, take it.
Republican man in a suit: Hey, you’re face is in his crotch. Oh, I guess that’s the point.

Vanity Fair Party @ the Walker

Crazed 20 something male chasing after crazed 20 something female: Mallory! You don’t have to touch it. But if you do, nothing bad will happen!!

Sculpture Garden, Minneapolis
Overheard by …touch what?

50-something sculpture looker: Joan, this is a really Zen thing for me to do, being that my anxiety level has been about 8 on a scale of 1 to 10.

Walker Sculpture Garden
Overheard by Feeling very Zen myself.

Hipster Guy: I just don’t get. Are there like, two hillbillies somewhere in Arkansas who actually think that if you bump your fists together, you’re a terrorist?
Hipster Girl: People believe all sorts of stupid thing. There are actually people tho think Obama’s middle name is Hussein.

Rock the Garden, Walker Art Center
Overheard by Max.

Walker Art Museum security guard singing operatically: You know, you know, you know this is propaganda.

Walker Art Museum
Overheard by Propogating.

Fratty Dude #1: A lot of people don’t know that she was a Communist and shit. And not the good kind.
Fratty Dude #2: She fucked Trotsky, though, and that’s props.

Walker gift shop, near the Frida Kahlo display
Overheard by Wow, museums are fun AND educational!

Man: I think all these paintings are by the same guy. They all say Circa.
Woman: No…

Walker Art Center
Overheard by Zack.