Posts Tagged ‘walmart’

  • With A Hint Of Employee Dissatisfaction

    Date: 2009.01.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy #1, walking into Wal-mart: Do you smell that?
    Guy #2: Smell what?
    Guy #1: The smell of poverty.

    Maple Grove, Wal-mart
    Overheard by the Scent of Savings

  • You Can’t Buy That Kind of Knowledge

    Date: 2008.09.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy with chocolate bars: Are these really two for two dollars?
    Wal-Mart Ca shier: All I know is, they’re a dollar each.

    Osseo, Wal-Mart
    Overheard by ellie.

  • It’s Free Now

    Date: 2008.09.21 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Daughter: I hate it when things don’t have a price on them.
    Mother: Oh, how much is it?

    Stillwater, Walmart
    Overheard by Another tired mother.

  • That We All Need A Shitty Job At Least Once In Our Lives?

    Date: 2008.08.14 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Middle-aged Walmart employee to co-worker: (lifts coffee cup thoughtfully) I’m finding out the do’s and don’ts of my occupation.  The truths and fallacies. The philosophical reasoning behind it.

    St. Anthony, Walmart
    Overheard by i didn’t know a walmart occupation could be so philosophical…

  • Maybe Not When You’re Looking

    Date: 2008.08.12 | Category: all | Response: 0

    6-year-old girl: Daddy, I’m scared!
    Dad: Of what?
    Girl: All the shavers!
    Dad: You’re scared of them?
    Girl: Yes, they scare me.
    Dad: (picks up electric razor and puts it in girls face) Muahahaha!
    Girl: Ahhhhhh! Daddy I’m scared of them!
    Dad: (puts electric razor down) Hahahaha!
    Girl: Daddy, it’s not funny.  I’d rather be with mommy… she doesn’t do scary things.

    Razor/deodorant aisle at Walmart, St. Anthony
    Overheard by a.lil.

  • I Can Relate

    Date: 2008.07.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Male Walmart employee, to female co-worker: Come on, what’s your problem?  Smile!  (smiles at her)
    Female co-worker: I can’t smile.  I work HERE.

    Walmart Austin MN
    Overheard by: a.lil

  • More Than You Know

    Date: 2008.07.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Little girl: Mommy, this place has everything we need.  They have soap and lotion and stuff for kitties, but we don’t need that.
    Mom: No, we don’t have a kitty.
    Little girl: But they have everything!

    Walmart
    Overheard by a.lil.

  • Maybe It’s Gaelic Football?

    Date: 2008.07.22 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Mom #1: How is Timmy’s [unknown sport] going? Will he be a high draft pick?
    Mom #2: If he keeps only giving up two or three goals a game, he is going to get drafted really high.

    Apple Valley Walmart
    Overheard by Hockey? Soccer? Lacrosse?  The kid is terrible either way.

  • We Never Heard From Him Again

    Date: 2008.07.18 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Little kid in bathroom stall, to his mom: Mommy, is it the button on the side here to flush?
    Mother, in stall next to him: Yes, honey.
    Little kid: (long pause)  But I’m scared.
    Mother, reassuringly: It’s a brand new toilet honey, you don’t need to be scared.

    New Walmart, Austin MN
    Overheard by …but you should be scared of the old toilets.

  • What A Let Down

    Date: 2008.07.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Lady: Ooo!!! ICE CREAM!! Ohh, wait that’s just potato salad.

    WalMart
    Overheard by Potato Salad is good too!