Posts Tagged ‘wayzata’

  • Less VH1, More Discovery Channel

    Date: 2010.02.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Skinny Girl #1: I’d rather be cancerous than be fat!
    Skinny Girl #2: Yeah, me too. You can survive from cancer but when you’re fat, you’re fat forever!

    Wayzata, Lunds Grocery Store
    Overheard by I disagree with you there.

  • I Listen To Music To Make Potty Time Easier

    Date: 2008.10.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teacher: Do you have to go potty?
    2-year-old girl: I don’t go potty anymore; I listen to music.

    Wayzata, Community Church

  • Perhaps Your Parents Know

    Date: 2008.10.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Confused kid: Wait, I don’t know if I’m circumsized or not.
    Friend: Well, what do you mean?
    Confused kid: Well, I dunno, could I have been circumsized and it grew back? Because I feel like that’s what it looks like.
    Friend: I dunno. Don’t f***ing ask me, go Google that s**t.

    Plymouth, Wayzata High School
    Overheard by oh poor kid.

  • Someone Will Try That Next Year

    Date: 2008.09.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

    6-year-old boy: MOM!  I WANT A COOKIE.
    Mom: If you don’t start behaving you’re going to turn into a deep-fried boy on a stick at the state fair.

    Wayzata, Yacht Club

  • When They’re Being Cute

    Date: 2008.08.31 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teen, pushing a tire-swing of 4 year olds: Wow, this is really good for my forearms.
    4-year-old girl: No way, I only have two arms!

    Wayzata, Playground

  • Where Are Their Mothers?!

    Date: 2008.08.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage girl #1, to pack of other teenage girls in the feminine products aisle: When do you douche?
    Teenage girl #2: I don’t know, when do YOU douche?
    (Group of teenage girls giggle hysterically)

    Wayzata, Lunds
    Overheard by Personally, I prefer Thursdays.

  • Memories

    Date: 2008.08.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teen Boy: (strokes girl’s arm) How are you today?
    Teen Girl: I’m good. (half-smiles, uncomfortably)
    Teen Boy: I’m sorry, I’m sorry I’m so awkward! I’m hungry. (walks away.)

    Wayzata, Lake Street
    Overheard by what an interesting relationship.

  • Next Time Don’t Marry Your Sister

    Date: 2008.06.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Man on cellphone: Well, I was going to have my grandma make me one,  but then I divorced her grand-daughter so she never got around to it.

    Wayzata Office Building
    Overheard by that’ll do it.

  • Your Hard Drive Is Only So Big

    Date: 2008.06.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Senior Boy: I HAVE NO CAPACITY FOR PORN!

    Wayzata High School Senior Party
    Overheard by I doubt that…

  • Some Problems Require A Machine Gun

    Date: 2008.06.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    3-year-old boy, enthusiastically: When I get home, I’m going to shoot someone!
    Sunday school teacher: I don’t think you should do that.
    3-year-old boy: With a squirt gun!
    Sunday school teacher: Oh, good.
    3-year-old boy: AND a machine gun!

    Wayzata