Pothead teen: Man, I’m gonna get so baked at the concert this weekend!
Naive good girl: You really shouldn’t sit in the sun like that, you could get skin cancer.

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Man on cellphone: Well, I was going to have my grandma make me one,  but then I divorced her grand-daughter so she never got around to it.

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Senior Boy: I HAVE NO CAPACITY FOR PORN!

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3-year-old boy, enthusiastically: When I get home, I’m going to shoot someone!
Sunday school teacher: I don’t think you should do that.
3-year-old boy: With a squirt gun!
Sunday school teacher: Oh, good.
3-year-old boy: AND a machine gun!

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Teenage girl: You are walking me all the way down to the gym or else I am not hanging out with you all weekend!!
Teenage boyfriend: You are being so sassy!
Teenage girl: ALL WEEKEND!

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Teenage Girl (Matter-of-Factly): My sister’s friend came over yesterday because it was Memorial Day, you know, because she’s a stripper.

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High School Girl #1: You look so summery today!
High School Girl #2: (monotonously) I look like I’m dead.
High School Girl #1: You ARE dead.

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Girl #1 (running into classroom): LET’S TURN ON THE TV!!
Girl #2 (on the computer): You know, you’d be a good bag lady.
Girl #1 (confused): What? What does that mean?
Girl #2: You know those ladies that walk in Minneapolis down the street with bags and they’re poor.
Girl #1: Umm, thanks.

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Girl #1 (going on field trip): You guys, the bus isn’t here yet, we might have to drive everyone separately!
Girl #2: I don’t think the school will let us do that, that’s a big liability issue.
Girl #1: Oh, it’s okay, I have car insurance and everyone has life insurance.

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Girl #1: And then… in choir she was like, I don’t even know.
Girl #2: Oh my god, what a bitch!

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