Posts Tagged ‘weddings’

  • Rehearsing His Speech

    Date: 2010.10.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Groomsman having a cigarette: America first! Black people liked America, even during slavery. Now they all fucking hate America.

    Oakdale, Outside the Prom Center
    Overheard by s4xton.

  • It Was A Special Occasion

    Date: 2010.09.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl at party: Me and my sister were the only two white people there. It freaked me out. I’m not racist or anything, but we don’t have black people in Wisconsin.

    Minneapolis, Hotel post-wedding party

  • You Know, In Case You’re In The Market

    Date: 2008.08.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Male wedding-goer to female wedding goer: Oh you guys work here? Excellent. My sisters husband, oh I mean my brother-in-law, sells semen. Bull semen.

    St Paul, Wedding
    Overheard by Best Pickup Line Ever.

  • Christine Is The Bride

    Date: 2008.08.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Drunk valley girl in the bathroom (conspiratorily): Ok, like, I’m not supposed to tell anyone this, but Christine MIGHT be leaving early.
    Friend: Really? Oh my God, I can’t believe that.
    (long silence)
    Voice from a stall: Are guys waiting for me to say something?
    Drunk valley girl: Oh my God, Christine, are you in here?!?

    St. Paul, Bathroom at a wedding
    Overheard by check the feet under the stalls next time, sweetie

  • Have A Second Stamp For “Freeloaders”

    Date: 2008.08.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl: At my wedding we are going to have an open bar, but I am going to charge those guys.  I am going to stamp their hands “cheap motherfuckers”.

    Excelsior, Bayside
    Overheard by this girl made my night.

  • I Love Science!

    Date: 2008.07.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Bridesmaid #1: Ugh, why does the ice always stick to the bottom of my glass?
    Bridesmaid #2: Maybe because it’s heavier than air?

    Maplewood wedding

  • That’s The Spirit

    Date: 2008.06.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Motivated twenties-something to her friend: Well, yeah, all I have to say is that these single guys better watch out.  [pause] Ah hell, the married guys better watch out, too.

    Downtown wedding reception
    Overheard by a cousin of the bride.

  • He’s Easy To Please

    Date: 2008.04.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Overly excited man regarding Smuckers Uncrustable sandwiches: They just have the perfect amount of peanut butter and jelly in them! They’re like… mouth heaven!

    Wedding in St. Cloud
    Overheard by Wish I got that excited about sandwiches.

  • My Bladder Is Another Story, Though.

    Date: 2007.04.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Elderly woman entering wedding reception: I’ve found since I’ve gotten older I can hold my liquor better. So I’ll drive home.

    WBL Country Inn
    Overheard by Hope she wasn’t parked next to me.