Middle age hipstress (to her three year old): When you where younger you slept when we did this. (to herself) That was so much better.

the wedge
Overheard by aj.

Little girl: When I was in the hospital when I was little, did I die?
Father: Yep, you’re dead.
Little girl: Did I ALMOST die?
Father: Yeah, it was nip-and-tuck for a while there.

In line at the Wedge
Overheard by Glad she made it.

Uptown girl: Someone keyed my car at the Wedge because of my Bush/Cheney bumpersticker.
Longfellow Hippy: How do you know it was because of that?
Uptown girl: Because they keyed the side and then continued with an arrow pointing to the sticker.

Longfellow Grill
Overheard by Shouldn’t be laughing.