Posts Tagged ‘white bear lake’
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You Can’t Save Him
Boy in class: Why would any radio station in the world play Sweet Home Alabama?
Girl: Because it’s a great song!
Boy: But it’s not like other radio stations in Hawaii or somewhere are playing Hail Minnesota.
Girl: Um, Sweet Home Alabama isn’t Alabama’s state song.
Boy: Well, why would you write a song about a state if it’s not a state song?White Bear Lake, Century College
Overheard by why are these people in college? -
Then “I Have To Pee” Will Have To Do
Young male student to friend: All I’m trying to say is, what if Seabiscuit really didn’t piss that much?
White Bear Lake, Century College
Overheard by You’re not listening to me! -
GLOBAL WARMING
Disgusted, older woman not yet used to, or ready for Minnesota winters: It’s snowing AGAIN?!
White Bear Lake, Subway
Overheard by AA. -
What Mess Is That?
20 something man on his cell phone: Well, yeah. I was gonna ask her out but then I found out she voted for Obama. (pause) Yeah, she got us into this mess!
White Bear Lake, Gas Station
Overheard by Your vote REALLY counts. -
Someone’s Jealous Of Dora
Teenage girl looking at Nickeloden Theme Park poster: God, I hate that place. Look at Dora the Explorer with her stuck up smile.
Teenage boyfriend: I think you’re reading too much into it.
Teenage girl: What do you think they’d think if I punched her in the face?
Teenage boyfriend: Dora? Probably that you’re racist.
Teenage girl: Crap, that’s right, she’s Hispanic. (thinks a bit) Hmm… I could punch Jimmy Neutron, too. No way can that be racist.
Teenage boyfriend: I suppose that might redeem you.White Bear Lake, Taco Bell
Overheard by I guess you’re right? -
Owning A Wood Duck Should Be Illegal
Irate teenage girl to boyfriend: You stippled the wood duck!?!?!
Concerned mother: Is that even legal?White Bear Lake, Century college
Overheard by does stippling have a new meaning now? -
That’s A Different Kind Of Experience
Computer professor explaining design process: You can’t use shortcuts until you have lots of experience, like your mom.
White Bear Lake, Century College, in a principles of digital communications class
Overheard by I bet! -
Stupidity Or Sarcasm: Round 1
College student #1: We’re going to Cooperstown, you know, the Baseball Hall of Fame.
College student #2: Really? All the way to Maine?
College student #1: Cooperstown isn’t in Maine dummy.
College student #2: No? Where is it then, smarty pants?
College student #1: It’s in Ohio, right next to the Football Hall of Fame.
Century College/White Bear Lake
Overheard by Virginia: you know Minnesota, next to the Hockey Hall of Fame! -
Support Groups Are Good But Do They Solve The Problem?
Female Student: I have dyslexia and I’m 24.
Male Student: Strange, you don’t look 42.
Century College/White Bear Lake, MN -
Then Give Me Some.
6 year old boy with rubber band in his mouth (to his mother): Mom, I’m hungry.
Mother: Get that out of your mouth.
Boy: But it tastes good.
Mother: It tastes good?
Boy: It tastes like bacon.
Mother then takes rubber band from boy and smells it.
Title Company Reception Area, White Bear Lake
Overheard by laughing receptionist. -
My Bladder Is Another Story, Though.
Elderly woman entering wedding reception: I’ve found since I’ve gotten older I can hold my liquor better. So I’ll drive home.
WBL Country Inn
Overheard by Hope she wasn’t parked next to me.
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