Disgusted, older woman not yet used to, or ready for Minnesota winters: It’s snowing AGAIN?!

White Bear Lake, Subway
Overheard by AA.

20 something man on his cell phone: Well, yeah. I was gonna ask her out but then I found out she voted for Obama. (pause) Yeah, she got us into this mess!

White Bear Lake, Gas Station
Overheard by Your vote REALLY counts.

Teenage girl looking at Nickeloden Theme Park poster: God, I hate that place. Look at Dora the Explorer with her stuck up smile.
Teenage boyfriend: I think you’re reading too much into it.
Teenage girl: What do you think they’d think if I punched her in the face?
Teenage boyfriend: Dora? Probably that you’re racist.
Teenage girl: Crap, that’s right, she’s Hispanic. (thinks a bit) Hmm… I could punch Jimmy Neutron, too. No way can that be racist.
Teenage boyfriend: I suppose that might redeem you.

White Bear Lake, Taco Bell
Overheard by I guess you’re right?

Irate teenage girl to boyfriend: You stippled the wood duck!?!?!
Concerned mother: Is that even legal?

White Bear Lake,  Century college
Overheard by does stippling have a new meaning now?

Computer professor explaining design process: You can’t use shortcuts until you have lots of experience, like your mom.

White Bear Lake, Century College, in a principles of digital communications class
Overheard by I bet!

College student #1: We’re going to Cooperstown, you know, the Baseball Hall of Fame.
College student #2: Really? All the way to Maine?
College student #1: Cooperstown isn’t in Maine dummy.
College student #2: No? Where is it then, smarty pants?
College student #1: It’s in Ohio, right next to the Football Hall of Fame.

Century College/White Bear Lake
Overheard by Virginia: you know Minnesota, next to the Hockey Hall of Fame!

Female Student: I have dyslexia and I’m 24.
Male Student: Strange, you don’t look 42.

Century College/White Bear Lake, MN

6 year old boy with rubber band in his mouth (to his mother): Mom, I’m hungry.
Mother: Get that out of your mouth.
Boy: But it tastes good.
Mother: It tastes good?
Boy: It tastes like bacon.
Mother then takes rubber band from boy and smells it.

Title Company Reception Area, White Bear Lake
Overheard by laughing receptionist.

Elderly woman entering wedding reception: I’ve found since I’ve gotten older I can hold my liquor better. So I’ll drive home.

WBL Country Inn
Overheard by Hope she wasn’t parked next to me.