Fashionable, ditzy young woman at cheese counter: A lot of girls cheat on their taxes because they just don’t know how to do them.

St. Paul, Whole Foods
Overheard by Dismayed feminist.

Woman purchasing dog treat: Is this beef or pork?
Cashier: It says right here, 100% beef.
Woman: Oh good, I don’t eat pork.

Whole Foods St. Paul
Overheard by slightly concerned.