It’s Worse Than Learning The Tooth Fairy Doesn’t Exist

Kid looking at ice sculptures of dinosaurs, angrily: DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT!!!!!!!

St. Paul, Rice Park, Winter Carnival
Overheard by amused.

They’re At Least Taking Fashion Tips From Him

Man to kid: The Vulcans come from Hades; they work for the devil.

Winter Carnival at State Fairgrounds Snow Sculptures
Overheard by So that’s how they got the funding!