Posts Tagged ‘woodbury’

  • That’s Not True

    Date: 2008.01.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Annoyingly loud cube neighbor: Nobody wants my gerbils.

    694 and 94, Woodbury
    Overheard by Not Richard Gere.

  • If You Can Breathe

    Date: 2007.12.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

    [sick fire alarm sound going off]
    Coworker #1: Fire? Fire drill?
    Branch Manager: Yeah, don’t worry about it until you smell smoke.
    [T+20 seconds sick fire alarm sound stops]
    Coworker #2: Well, that was quick.
    Coworker #1: Yeah, good drill guys. Congratulations, we’re all dead.
    Branch Manager: [10 second pause] “Okay all… back to work.

    Financial Advisor’s Office – Woodbury, MN
    Overheard by Pinkerton McWhiffleball.

  • It Might Be Time For A New “Darwin Awards” Book.

    Date: 2007.09.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Backwoods Barbie: Hey bitches, we should hotbox my Volvo.

    volleyball court in Woodbury
    Overheard by mikasa.

  • It Ain’t EZ Being Three.

    Date: 2007.07.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Toddler-aged boy (riding in cart) to his dad, while walking by the patio furniture section: Dad, can we go sit down in there?
    Dad: No, we can’t sit down in there.
    Boy: I need to lay down.

    Woodbury Target
    Overheard by but it’s oh-so-inviting.

  • But It Helps Fight High Cholesterol.

    Date: 2007.06.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Chick: Would you believe that I’ve never had Honey Nut Cheerios?
    Friend: I think that’s un-American.

    Woodbury Cub Foods
    Overheard by silently agreeing.

  • Just Keep Taking Her To Noodles.

    Date: 2007.06.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman: (waitress dropped off two HUGE plates of food) Oh my goodness! I think my eyes were bigger than my stomach!
    Man: (quietly) Not for long.

    Noodles & Company – Woodbury
    Overheard by Bob.

  • Get One For Daddy, Too.

    Date: 2007.04.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Young mom, dealing with two small children: Come on, do you have it? Is the bag too heavy?
    Little girl: Yeah! Let’s go!
    Young mom: Okay. Mommy needs a cocktail.

    Target, Woodbury
    Overheard by Needed one too.

  • If It Were Only That Easy.

    Date: 2007.04.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman bagging her groceries while on cell phone: No, the bodacious butt cream is the same thing as Desitin.

    Woodbury Cub Foods
    Overheard by AMD.

  • American Idol Is Corrupting Our Young.

    Date: 2007.02.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Four year old sitting in cart: Damn girl, shake your ass!
    Mother: You’re not watching any more movies.

    Target, Woodbury
    Overheard by had no intention of shaking anything but her head.

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