Posts Tagged ‘wtf’
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That’s How You Get To The Front Row
White girl: I wish I had an Obama t-shirt to wear tonight. (pause) Although I’m sure if I brought a black friend it’d be just the same.
U of M east bank
Overheard by LB. -
Gotta Call It Something
Girl on Phone: Hey girl! I just got done lubricating my Rubik’s Cube!
Hopkins High School
Overheard by Momo. -
With Shriners?
Employee: And how are you doing today?
Customer: Hey, if I was any better, I’d be a parade!Trader Joe’s
Overheard by sxoidmal. -
But On The Light Rail?
Ghetto Fabulous Girl approaching two other Urban Youth: Who are you?
Urban Youth: I’m Strawberry, this is Nay-Nay.
Ghetto Fabulous Girl: What are you doing here?
Strawberry (motioning to Nay-Nay): She shitted herself so she had to go change.
(Nay-Nay stands, mouth agape)
Strawberry: What? Girls shit.Northbound Light Rail
Overheard by Smabbott.
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